2012 OUTBREAK! HEAD FOR COVER!
It is my belief that humans delay their anxiety, that comes along with the realizations of death through fairy-tales and mumbo jumbo. Now, I am not typing that the Earth isnt going to be destroyed and the human race will be wiped out, but I am typing that is seems unlikely that on one specific day it will all go down at once. Obviously if we look around us, its already begun!
HOWEVER, I am curious and worrisome about ONE THING–agitated humans that go BUZZERK when they find December 21st 2012 to be ‘just another day’. What if those people start to dress like Mayan zombies and dance around judging people??? What then!!!???
Well you’re just in LUCK! I have (for a limitted time only) a 2012 survival kit that will save your day. Yes folks it is here to re-leave you from the anguish to come in the near future. Okay heres what you get: A months supply of Micky Dee’s happy meals, some matches, a tennis ball and no racket, a pen with no paper, and a shovel to dig a ditch for your soon to be dead body because ALL HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE! All this for ONLY $66.60. But wait, it gets better folks, if you act now, we will throw in a zombie detector and suicide pills! So what are you waiting for? ORDER TODAY!! TODAY!!!! ORDER TODAY BECAUSE TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME!
And thats my rant.