Want to go to Hawaii?

Calling all Parasites,

If you want to go to Hawaii but are on a budget…DONT WORRY! Stay home on your couch and suck sown one of these babies. 


It’s like you are in Hawaii surfing ON an actual wave. Dont believe me, check out the PICTURE for YOURSELF!


Did you know it’s made with natural juices? That MUST mean  it’s okay to drink.


HAWAIIAN PUNCH! Take a step forward in your life and pour this 12oz of Red 40 corn syrup down YOUR snout TODAY!

About The Corner

Onairus' Corner was an interactive multi-media variety play space and WEB MINI SERIES SKIT SHOW based on Dreams, Daydreams, and Opinions. Through dark humor and dramatic antics, look into Onairus' mind along with his cognitive cronies. Now here lies the remains. The Left over blogs. R.I.P. But NOW you can listen to Tony Suriano on the Unfake It 'till you make it! Podcast iTunes/Stitcher/Spotify
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