Author Archives: Onairus' Corner

About Onairus' Corner

Onairus' Corner is an interactive multi-media variety play space and WEB MINI SERIES SKIT SHOW based on Dreams, Daydreams, and Opinions. Through dark humor and dramatic antics, look into Onairus' mind along with his cognitive cronies. FOLLOW US at our TUBE! http://www.youtube.com/onairuscorner FOLLOW US at our TWIT! http://www.twitter.com/onairuscorner FOLLOW US at our FACE! http://www.facebook.com/onairuscorner Email us your DREAMS, DAY DREAM, and OPINIONS

My Current Vision.

PARASITES,  I have been fixing myself and have gone madder. Yet, I am exactly where I am supposed to be. I am BURNING up. I am SUCKING in fumes. I am ADDING weight to the equation every minute. In a … Continue reading

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Want to go to Hawaii?

Calling all Parasites, If you want to go to Hawaii but are on a budget…DONT WORRY! Stay home on your couch and suck sown one of these babies.  HAWAIIAN PUNCH! It’s like you are in Hawaii surfing ON an actual … Continue reading

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Outing in ETHER # 2

Parasites, I have walked down alleys, I’ve slept on roofs. I can say that I have come across many of life’s wonderful and interesting things.  There is a gazillion more things to see, but while I was OUTING IN ETHER, I think I … Continue reading

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Do NOT bite on metal forks too hard!

Parasites, About 18 hours ago I did the most retarded thing I have ever done. It hurt. It pissed me off. It shocked me. Waking up in a rather chipper mood, I climbed down my ladder to my Gym floor. … Continue reading

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Outing In Ether: #1 The Enchanted Forest.

Parasites…first off…we have been on somewhat of a hiatus. Season 1 of the Onairus’ Corner was a bloody bash. Thanks to all of you fanatic fans of ours, we will be airing season two in the near future. But there is … Continue reading

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Helter Skelter : In chaotic and disorderly haste.

Parasites, I think it that most are in a chaotic and disorderly haste. Look around . Everyone has “somewhere to be” and is “in a rush.” Do they really? Are they really? The answer is yes and no. I see … Continue reading

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Onairus (@OnairusCorner) has shared a tweet with you

I think I found my new career. Sometimes what you’re looking for is dancing on the corner of Hollywoodway and Magnolia. http://t.co/yVO7wNAy — Onairus (@OnairusCorner)

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