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About The Corner

Onairus' Corner was an interactive multi-media variety play space and WEB MINI SERIES SKIT SHOW based on Dreams, Daydreams, and Opinions. Through dark humor and dramatic antics, look into Onairus' mind along with his cognitive cronies. Now here lies the remains. The Left over blogs. R.I.P. But NOW you can listen to Tony Suriano on the Unfake It 'till you make it! Podcast iTunes/Stitcher/Spotify

My Current Vision.

PARASITES,  I have been fixing myself and have gone madder. Yet, I am exactly where I am supposed to be. I am BURNING up. I am SUCKING in fumes. I am ADDING weight to the equation every minute. In a … Continue reading

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Want to go to Hawaii?

Calling all Parasites, If you want to go to Hawaii but are on a budget…DONT WORRY! Stay home on your couch and suck sown one of these babies.  HAWAIIAN PUNCH! It’s like you are in Hawaii surfing ON an actual … Continue reading

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Outing in ETHER # 2

Parasites, I have walked down alleys, I’ve slept on roofs. I can say that I have come across many of life’s wonderful and interesting things.  There is a gazillion more things to see, but while I was OUTING IN ETHER, I think I … Continue reading

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Do NOT bite on metal forks too hard!

Parasites, About 18 hours ago I did the most retarded thing I have ever done. It hurt. It pissed me off. It shocked me. Waking up in a rather chipper mood, I climbed down my ladder to my Gym floor. … Continue reading

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Outing In Ether: #1 The Enchanted Forest.

Parasites…first off…we have been on somewhat of a hiatus. Season 1 of the Onairus’ Corner was a bloody bash. Thanks to all of you fanatic fans of ours, we will be airing season two in the near future. But there is … Continue reading

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Helter Skelter : In chaotic and disorderly haste.

Parasites, I think it that most are in a chaotic and disorderly haste. Look around . Everyone has “somewhere to be” and is “in a rush.” Do they really? Are they really? The answer is yes and no. I see … Continue reading

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Onairus (@OnairusCorner) has shared a tweet with you

I think I found my new career. Sometimes what you’re looking for is dancing on the corner of Hollywoodway and Magnolia. http://t.co/yVO7wNAy — Onairus (@OnairusCorner)

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The heavy wieght of thoughts.

Mis Parasitas… First off, I know its been a few weeks since I posted a video. I apologize, I know you’re hungry, but I have been juggling giraffes and organizing puzzles these last few weeks. My thoughts have been heavy, … Continue reading

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The End Is Near…But I’ll be bathing in the future.

Onairus’ Log: 2:55am The end is near… I have packed most of my things, the ‘things’ that matter enough to me to hold onto, but dont really matter at all. I am moving from my lair in a Down Town … Continue reading

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2012 outbreak!

2012 OUTBREAK!    HEAD FOR COVER! It is my belief that humans delay their anxiety, that comes along with the realizations of death through fairy-tales and mumbo jumbo. Now, I am not typing that the Earth isnt going to be destroyed and the human race … Continue reading

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