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Have you been aggravated? Have you been tricked? Have you wanted revenge?

Welcome Parasites…I’m your host Onairus. If you have ever been aggravated by a nearby incessant weed wacker, poor pluming, a redundant parent, computor problems, or all of the above, then you’ll enjoy this short film created by THEE Wrong Brothers and … Continue reading

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Have you seen this historical Mentos The Fresh Maker commercial

Welcome Parasites, I dug up my very first TV commercial from the networks library. I was 15 years of age. Enjoy. And on a life note: Today I had a mental shift. I wanted to write the most pulchritudinous song on my … Continue reading

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Dreams…what do they mean?

Here is a great quote from a favorite author of mine. This is what is being read in the video above. For, after all, you do grow up, you do outgrow your ideals, which turn to dust and ashes, which … Continue reading

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Parasites…I went insane. Then my clothing and food started to talk me through it and I’m better now.

Are we still saying Happy New Year? When do you stop saying it? Is there a set number of days that must go by? And then what if you say it after the “no need to say it anymore” period? … Continue reading

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Everything always existed: Everything will always exist.

Hey Parasites…After years and years of listening to and analyzing this universe we allegedly live in , I have to agree with the core of physics. Everything was and always will be.  Example: Musical pitches and tones. We hear them and … Continue reading

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS—Watch a DEMENTED HOLIDAY SPECIAL – EPISODE 8

HAPPY HOLIDAYS PARASITES…Im your host ONAIRUS.  Episode 8 is up and ready for you to unwrap! Its a story about how TWO WRONG BROTHERS STOLE CHRISTMAS. This is a special Episode with great movie Homages. If you spot them, please post them and … Continue reading

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LITEPANELS SOLA 6 and HILIO lights are PHENOMENAL

The light in the picture above is the Sola 6 model –Fresnel series.  Check it out on Litepanels website!  www.litepanels.com If you are in search of professional grade movie/photography lighting, look no further–Your boys over at LITEPANELS got you covered! … Continue reading

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I Try and Make a Holiday Episode and this is what I get.

Happy Holidays Parasites. Check out Episode 7 — what a disaster! In fact this shoot went so bad, we had to use on Citizen Shane, the Turkey Baster Blaster! Everything went sour as I tried to plan the perfect shoot. … Continue reading

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Parasites. Giving unconditional Love and keeping your cool is quite a task when people are dill holes.

This post is brought to you by: Hollow Humans. “Our first natural reaction in a disagreeable situation is to be defensive. Be careful. Keep calm and watch out for your first reaction. It may be you at your worst, not … Continue reading

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Episode 6 is up! Daydreams, Traffic, and HOLE Foods OH mY!

Parasites, I regret to inform you that life as you know it will parish sooner rather than later. Times are rough. Take thanksgiving for instance. My dad hands me a pack of giblets and says, “Eat up, Onairus, THEY”RE GREAT! ~Onairus 11:11 … Continue reading

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