Tag Archives: dark comedy

Outing in ETHER # 2

Parasites, I have walked down alleys, I’ve slept on roofs. I can say that I have come across many of life’s wonderful and interesting things.  There is a gazillion more things to see, but while I was OUTING IN ETHER, I think I … Continue reading

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Do NOT bite on metal forks too hard!

Parasites, About 18 hours ago I did the most retarded thing I have ever done. It hurt. It pissed me off. It shocked me. Waking up in a rather chipper mood, I climbed down my ladder to my Gym floor. … Continue reading

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2012 outbreak!

2012 OUTBREAK!    HEAD FOR COVER! It is my belief that humans delay their anxiety, that comes along with the realizations of death through fairy-tales and mumbo jumbo. Now, I am not typing that the Earth isnt going to be destroyed and the human race … Continue reading

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Have you been aggravated? Have you been tricked? Have you wanted revenge?

Welcome Parasites…I’m your host Onairus. If you have ever been aggravated by a nearby incessant weed wacker, poor pluming, a redundant parent, computor problems, or all of the above, then you’ll enjoy this short film created by THEE Wrong Brothers and … Continue reading

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Have you seen this historical Mentos The Fresh Maker commercial

Welcome Parasites, I dug up my very first TV commercial from the networks library. I was 15 years of age. Enjoy. And on a life note: Today I had a mental shift. I wanted to write the most pulchritudinous song on my … Continue reading

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Parasites…I went insane. Then my clothing and food started to talk me through it and I’m better now.

Are we still saying Happy New Year? When do you stop saying it? Is there a set number of days that must go by? And then what if you say it after the “no need to say it anymore” period? … Continue reading

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS—Watch a DEMENTED HOLIDAY SPECIAL – EPISODE 8

HAPPY HOLIDAYS PARASITES…Im your host ONAIRUS.  Episode 8 is up and ready for you to unwrap! Its a story about how TWO WRONG BROTHERS STOLE CHRISTMAS. This is a special Episode with great movie Homages. If you spot them, please post them and … Continue reading

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