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Do NOT bite on metal forks too hard!

Parasites, About 18 hours ago I did the most retarded thing I have ever done. It hurt. It pissed me off. It shocked me. Waking up in a rather chipper mood, I climbed down my ladder to my Gym floor. … Continue reading

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Outing In Ether: #1 The Enchanted Forest.

Parasites…first off…we have been on somewhat of a¬†hiatus. Season 1 of the Onairus’ Corner was a bloody bash. Thanks to all of you fanatic fans of ours, we will be airing season two in the near future. But there is … Continue reading

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Have you been aggravated? Have you been tricked? Have you wanted revenge?

Welcome Parasites…I’m your host Onairus. If you have ever been aggravated by a nearby incessant weed wacker, poor¬†pluming, a redundant parent, computor problems, or all of the above, then you’ll enjoy this short film created by THEE Wrong Brothers and … Continue reading

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Parasites…I went insane. Then my clothing and food started to talk me through it and I’m better now.

Are we still saying Happy New Year? When do you stop saying it? Is there a set number of days that must go by? And then what if you say it after the “no need to say it anymore” period? … Continue reading

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