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Do NOT bite on metal forks too hard!

Parasites, About 18 hours ago I did the most retarded thing I have ever done. It hurt. It pissed me off. It shocked me. Waking up in a rather chipper mood, I climbed down my ladder to my Gym floor. … Continue reading

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2012 outbreak!

2012 OUTBREAK!    HEAD FOR COVER! It is my belief that humans delay their anxiety, that comes along with the realizations of death through fairy-tales and mumbo jumbo. Now, I am not typing that the Earth isnt going to be destroyed and the human race … Continue reading

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Parasites…I went insane. Then my clothing and food started to talk me through it and I’m better now.

Are we still saying Happy New Year? When do you stop saying it? Is there a set number of days that must go by? And then what if you say it after the “no need to say it anymore” period? … Continue reading

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I Try and Make a Holiday Episode and this is what I get.

Happy Holidays Parasites. Check out Episode 7 — what a disaster! In fact this shoot went so bad, we had to use on Citizen Shane, the Turkey Baster Blaster! Everything went sour as I tried to plan the perfect shoot. … Continue reading

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